Witches, Wizards Writes Dino Melaye, Tell Him What To Do Ahead Of Guber Poll

As the Peoples Democratic Party candidate in Kogi State for the November governorship election, Dino Melaye has an opportunity to become governor of a very important state.

But in order to get that chance, he must first win the hearts and minds of his constituents. So he should seek out members of the White Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WWA), who are ready to help him in any way they can.

"We advise Melaye to see us if he is desirous of realising his governorship dream," says the group's spokesman, Okhue Oboi. "If he listens to our advice, he will laugh because the trees and waters of the confluence state will vote for him regardless of whether Wike supports him or not."

If Melaye fails to see the witches and wizards, however, he may regret it—because even if Wike gets in his way, he won't win this election.